How to Look Better Naked

It is critically important for women to understand that we are far more critical of our bodies than men are.

This point was driven home to me the one and only night I tried my hand at being a stripper! As I took a few steps to get up on stage, knowing that in a moment the spotlight was going to be on me and my imperfect, untoned, 10-15 lbs overweight body, it dawned upon me that the biggest hurdle I had to overcome that evening was my own internal critic.

Men love women. Men love naked women. Men love naked women who don't spend time complaining or obsessing about their bodies. Being an escort, you can imagine that I spend a great deal of my time naked. It's not that I don't believe men wouldn't have a greater appreciation for my body if it was toned and tanned and perfect. But the truth is, my imperfect body attracts and satisfies men all of different kinds. No doubt my personality and my skills contribute heavily to their overall experience, but if I never drew attention to the little pooch sitting there in the middle of my body, or my not-so-perky-ass, I don't really think they would notice or care.

Nonetheless, we were created as women. This means that along with the girly territory comes an insane desire to look as perfect as we possibly can. Toward that end, I present to you a list of tips to help you look better naked!

Look Better Naked Tip 1:
 
Exfoliate. Grab a loofah sponge, grab a sugar scrub (I absolutely LOVE Tone Sugar Glow Exfoliating Body Wash), and spend a few minutes scrubbing your arms (don't forget the backs of your arms), your legs, your butt, and your feet.

Look Better Naked Tip 2:

Tan. Go to the tanning salon and let them hide those spider veins and stretch marks! Alternatively you can use a bronzer in choice places around your body.
 
Look Better Naked Tip 3:
 
Makeup Light. Being able to see the makeup line that separates your face from your neck is NOT sexy. Use a tinted moisturizer or a very light base that offers shimmer or that dewy sensuous look. The goal here is to look light and natural. 

Look Better Naked Tip 4:

Preparation H. No joke - Preparation H can camouflage bruises and shrink puffiness underneath the eyes. Keep a tube handy.

Look Better Naked Tip 5:

Colored bed sheets. Don't highlight your flaws with a bright white background! Go for warmer earth tone colors...they will reflect upon your body and give the appearance of a nice soft tan! 

Look Better Naked Tip 6:

Perfume: Don't bathe in it, be subtle. Use your favorite warm fragrance or the one he bought for you. Dab some on your wrists, behind your ear, and even a little in your cleavage.
 
Look Better Naked Tip 7:

Dampen Hair - Let Dry. Don't wash your hair - spritz it with water instead, add a little Infusium Hair Conditioner, or a little bit of gel, and let it dry naturally. The natural oils from your hair will keep the style longer and stronger.

Look Better Naked Tip 8:

Groom. Whether you like going to Brazil, or you prefer a landing strip - keep it tidy. Don't forget the crevices and hairs that may grow outside your bikini like!

Look Better Naked Tip 9:

Lighting. There's no need to make love in pitch darkness! Light a candle and place it on the dresser away from the bed. Your eyes will adjust very quickly and the soft glow of the candle makes any body look seriously sexy!
 
Look Better Naked Tip 10:

Temperature. Too cold and you'll turn into a big shivering pile of goose bumps. Too hot and even your hair will be sweating. Plan ahead...get it right before the big event.  

Look Better Naked Tip 11:

Manicure/Pedicure. Men appreciate the little classy details. Treat yourself - you'll feel sexy.

Look Better Naked Tip 12:

Skip Dessert. If you're going out for dinner first, try to keep it light. Bloating doesn't make you look or feel better naked! 

Look Better Naked Tip 13:

Accessorize! Nothing but a stunning necklace, a matching pair of earrings, and high heels. He'll be taking that image with him to the office the next day. 

Look Better Naked Tip 14:

Think Sexy. Hate your stomach? Your ass? Your legs? Forget about it. If you pretend it doesn't exist, it doesn't exist. Believe that he's with you because of all the amazing things you have to offer...your naked body is just the icing on the cake. He doesn't care what it looks like nearly as much as he just wants to see it already! So take the clothes off already and give him everything you've got!